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Welcome to Fairways Asylum!
Welcome to Fairways – Please take a seat. We fully appreciate that you are not insane. Please, do not spit on our members of staff. We only want you to wear these special jackets so that you feel more at home. No, Jane, that is not a rabid koala. Please, stay calm. Your candy will be served promptly at 8am, and again at 3pm and 9pm. Lights go out at 10pm. This is simply to assure that your stay will be peaceful, and that no one will disturb you. Liam, please get down from there. If you have any troubles, any at all, please keep them inside your head until our resident psychiatrist has time to deal with your addled brains. Which will be sometime next tuesday. Or so he said four thursdays ago. We hope you enjoy your stay, Kirstie :: Chazza :: Abyss :: Chris
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Name: Kirstie Forum Rank: Administrator Hi, I'm Kirstie. I'm 20 and I think up sites about asylums. This is because i'm crazy, but you'll get used to me, don't worry. Worry makes me twitch. aha. Kidding. But seriously, you'd be crazy not to join this site, we've got a lovely bunch of coconuts here. They'll get attached to you and you'll never be able to leave, even if you wanted to. Which you wont. So join the parade! Let's have some insane fun and if you're very good i'll let you hold a peanut. Why? because I heard it's fun. I designed the layout and graphics for this forum, I hope you like it. Feedback is always appreciated, though, no i dont intend to put sideboxes up. Too overdone.
Name: Chazza Forum Rank: Admin Chazza: Awesome. Nuff Said.
Name: Abyss Forum Rank: Admin Our newest admin, welsh and crazy; love her!
Name: Chris Forum Rank: Global Mod Global Moderator. He kicks ass <33
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